Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 14 December 2008
Had the damn community service plastic plods round this morning.
Apparently me next door neighbour's complained about the odd potfull of ripe compost going missing from his heap. Okay, hands up, it was me.
They took me fingerprints and a DNA sample but let me off with a caution if I promised not to nick any more of it.
Pity, it was so tasty and chocker-block full of fat juicy worms and slugs, made a great stew.
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