Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

The RSPCA are after my arse for doing a badger spit roast on my programme last week. Pain in the proverbial really.

Trying to get it through their collective thick bonces that the creature was stone dead road kill when I found it and five feet long by two feet wide with all the trucks running it over a few hundred times.

Really tenderised the flesh though, even if it did give me and the film crew a dose of the galloping shits for two days after.

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