Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 3 November 2008

Met up with me old mate Shamus on the trail today.

Showed me his new Irish Army knife.

Has a pick axe and a spade built in, plus a turnip peeler and a spud masher.

Innovative buggers, the Paddies, when they get an idea in their pointy little heads.

Was in Geneva last year and saw a Swiss Navy knife.

What a corker. That had a canoe paddle for a blade.


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