Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Friday, 7 November 2008
Not a good week so far.
Some rotten twat's grassed me up to the Department of Works and Pensions for claiming Jobseekers Allowance while the BBC are filming me living in this thicket behind the Tesco Extra in Smegmadale, surviving on road kill, dock leaves and roast cardboard.
For some reason the DWP have got it into their thick heads the BBC are paying me for this. Chance would be a fine thing.
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