Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 1 November 2008

The old feet are a bit tender tonight from walking barefoot.

Ran out of food two days ago so smoke-dried my boots and socks into quirky-jerky.

Tastes like shit but will sustain life until I can get to the next chew and spew or find a spot of tasty roadkill.


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