Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

"Hey Captain, I'm sure you will be able to learn from your mistakes - I am sure that your paths wlll cross again at some time. In life time is what governs us all"

"That's what Stephen Hawking told me last week when I ferried him to Dubai last week to catch some rays!" Capt

Maxwell brightened.

"Anyway when will we reach blighty?" I asked.

"Well probably two days - I have to go home to Plymouth to see Hilda and then take a load of coal to Newcastle."

"have you ever seen the Hoe?" he added


"When I see the Hoe, I really feel I'm home!"

The actual sea was a real mess; there were plastic bottles, supermarket trollies,, rusting bicycles and used condoms everywehere. All of a sudden the ship appeared to sail ino a huge slick of black sticky, crude oil...

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