Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2008

I was looking at JB, as the Bus Driver turned around in his chair.......

He was a bald man, with an eye patch, stroking a white cat with his remaining hand. He smiled a smile that was more metal than teeth, and called out in a high camp voice:

'Bus depot. All of please, and watch the gimp on your way out'