Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 30 March 2008

The stilted walk of the captain gave him away.

It was Captain Pugwash, beardy weirdo from the Tv series of the same name. I needed to get out of there, before Seaman Stains ad Tom the Cabinboy talked me into staying with them.

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