Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Friday, 28 March 2008
The ship was moving at quite a rate of knots and I was getting scared that it would run aground but at the last minute it turned hard to starboard.
I couldn'tquite make out who was driving it; was it Captain Pugwash? Captain Bligh? Admiral Nelson? Captain Birdseye? Captain Jack Sparrow? Captain Mainwaring? Captain Oats...Who?
The boat stopped and a voice called; "weigh the anchor."
"Five tons sir" came the reply.
"Lower the drawbridge then." unknown Captain commanded.
I waded in upto my neck in plastic bags and could make out the name of the ship. It was 'HMS Burrel' registered in Midway...
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