Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 28 March 2008

The ship was moving at quite a rate of knots and I was getting scared that it would run aground but at the last minute it turned hard to starboard.

I couldn'tquite make out who was driving it; was it Captain Pugwash? Captain Bligh? Admiral Nelson? Captain Birdseye? Captain Jack Sparrow? Captain Mainwaring? Captain Oats...Who?

The boat stopped and a voice called; "weigh the anchor."

"Five tons sir" came the reply.

"Lower the drawbridge then." unknown Captain commanded.

I waded in upto my neck in plastic bags and could make out the name of the ship. It was 'HMS Burrel' registered in Midway...