Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 April 2008

As I was talking to Stan, Benny Hill came down to collect tickets. I handed him the money for one: 'I thought you were dead' I asked him, somewhat surprised.

A short bald man bustled by, and Benny chased after him, closely followed by a cadaver-esque saxophonist.

'Sorry about that' said Stan, as the captain joined us again.