Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Monday, 10 March 2008
...in rushed Abu Hanza waving his hook frantically.
"Sorry to rush in boss like this, but you need to appear on Al Jazeera to make some threat or other, you know the usual stuff... we need to get back to the cave."
"OK Ozzie said everyone back in the sub!"
In the hurry, Nader slipped on the ladder of the coning tower and fell into the water.
Help, help, I can't swim!"
"Neither can we." we shouted back.
Nader gurgled his last as we saw the tip of his nose sink below the surface of Ozzie's oasis.
I was so relieved to be rid of Nader. But then again I was getting tired of the 'Mr nice Guy Ozzie' and because he seems to be hijaking my diary,I have decided that he too should go. I want to do some more living off the land and survival-type stuff!
As Ozzie tried to start the sub, the engine wouldn't turn over - flat battery.
Should I seize the chance to escape now or wait?
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