Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 March 2008

When I came to, I saw a strange shadow hanging over me.

It was Adrian Chiles and Alan Shearer in Biking gear.

'Hello there Mate, can we give you a lift somewhere?'

Following the success of their sport relief efforts, and in a deluded attempt to follow Ewan McGregor into the bestselling books chart, Chiles and Shearer were riding over the desert together.

I offered them a Goat Scratching, and climbed into the side car that was attached to the camera man's motorbike and off we went.