Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

"Now that's gratitude for you" I thought.

As the sub began to submerge, water began to flow through the open hatch and I had no choice to follow Ozzie otherwise I would have drowned.

Ozzie was beginning to annoy me and I decided to get away from him because this is MY diary and it's about me not him!

Ozzie got out of the sub onto dry land, whereas I had to swim for it. He was about five minutes ahead of me. As I dragged my body out of the very wet water, I saw him disappear into a shed.

I followed.

There were some strange noises coming from the shed, so I opened the door and..

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