Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

"NO, NO, NO MY FRIEND!" Ozzie protested.

"I mix a cocktail of Vodka, tomato sauce and float fresh arctic ice on it. I call this cocktail 'Sex on the Bloody Iceberg"!

"Very apt Ozzie - it's fucking near water."

"I give you a thousand apologies for the mistake."

"Here you try it Ralph?" I asked holding the glass out to him. "Tell us what YOU think, I reckon it's OK - much better than Moose Urine I tried a few months ago!"