Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 February 2008

"I think you're right, it's probably true that everyone else knows the truth except Bush and his Poodle Blair! "

"Yeah that's why it's so peaceful up here away from it all." Ozzie said as he leaned back with his hands behind his head and letting out a large belch.

"Fancy some vodka? I found a case of it hidden in a torpedo tube." said Osama almost whispering so as not to be heard by fellow crew members.

"I'd love some - you're not the monster Bush makes you out to be!"

"Why thank you." smiled Osama.