Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 22 February 2008

The hatch opened on the submarine's conning tower and a man carrying a Kalashnikov rifle emerged and pointed it at me, He motioned me into the sub at gunpoint.

The man was wearing a headscarf over his face to hide his identity... or was it to keep warm?

"I WANT MY MUMMY!"

I climbed into the sub and first thing I saw was a herd of goats. A motley crew indeed!


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