Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Today I was sitting by the fire munching on the last penguin, when I heard engines and caught sight of a coastguard helicopter. The transponder must have been working!

There is a God I thought, as I remembered Adrian Chiles. I'll get them to pick him up too.

Just then, there was a rumbling noise, so strong, I could hear it and feel it over the noise of the rotor blades in a cloudless sky.

What the heck is that? I thought.