Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Today I was sitting by the fire munching on the last penguin, when I heard engines and caught sight of a coastguard helicopter. The transponder must have been working!
There is a God I thought, as I remembered Adrian Chiles. I'll get them to pick him up too.
Just then, there was a rumbling noise, so strong, I could hear it and feel it over the noise of the rotor blades in a cloudless sky.
What the heck is that? I thought.
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