Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Spent 3 hours waiting in terrible pain. The smell of Polar bear meat in my crap was terrible but the steam coming from it melted the ice block sufficiently to free my painful protrusions. However, I did notice some 'Happy Feet' sticking out of the stool.

Heard mail plane fly over... it dropped me a letter!

Adrian Childs coming back with 5 gallons of petrol from the container ship...wonder what else he's got?

Feel happier now my piles are in and my 'bowels have moved'.

Will let you know more tomorrow!