Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 2 February 2008

I always knew I would disagree with Bear Grylls, but he really is not sitting well with me. It serves me right for eating him. Serves him right though, he never saw that one coming did he.

Amanda Lamb and her cleavage were here last night, filming a new series of Location, Location, Location with a family of Seals who wanted a holiday home. Still, the Seals were quite a nice lot, and I sold them my half finished Igloo for a cool million. The fools did not realise that:

1) Seals do not live in Igloos.

2) I could make another one quite easily.

3) They will provide lunch for a good week.