Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Good Morning my good diary,

I could not bring myself to eating the Seals. They seem such a good, well balanced family unit. I also bartered with Pete the Polar Bear for them. He said if I left him eat them, he would not eat my Camera Man, or Adrian Chiles who was doing a report for the One Show. They could have sent Christine, but now he is here, and all he ever talks about is West Bromwich Albion.