Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Bad News........... I have now eaten all of the Chocolate Biscuits, and Adrian Chiles is still here. I have tried telling him that I have no interest in West Bromwich Albion, but will he listen to me. Will he hell.

The good news is that he has invited me onto the One Show when I finish here with my survival show. Of course, with the Brummies help, I have to start again somewhere. I can't be seen to be taking any help from anyone else now can I? I am not Bear Grylls after all. I will have to ponder this one again.

Where can I go where no-one in their right mind would go? I hear that there are places in Simon Cowell's ego that don't see Sunshine for months on end. Maybe I should look into going there next then.