Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 8 February 2008

Chiles came back with Pork Scratchings, Lord Lucan and three whole boxes of Jaffa Cakes. Looks like it is my lucky day after all.

I let him read the letter. He had one for me to, from the BBC. Seems they both want us back for Celebrity Tiger Bait. I don't know what it means, but I know that it cannot really be all that good.