Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 8 February 2008

Thought of a good idea to get Chiles to help me...I'll send him to he container ship again and break the news to him when he gets back. Got Chiles to ask them for some Pork scratchings - that'll keep us going for a day or two.

Went outside and slipped on yellow snow almost broke me neck. Chiles said it wasn't him so there must be some predator lurking about. It really stinks so it must be n Arctic Fox!

As Chiles heads off to container ship,I decide to go for a crap! There are more 'Happy Feet' sticking out of my dumped deposits. Strange 'coz I only ate two penguins - I have seen 8 feet so far. I suppose it's like when you're sick and even if you haven't eaten a carrot for weeks there is always a bunch of diced carrots in your vomit.

Oh the mysteries of life!