Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Just a quick note...

I wish I hadn't 'sealed the deal' on the igloo, it's bloody hard cutting them blocks with my Swiss Army Knife. Then salvation!! Adrian Chiles has brought with him his trusty Vatican Guard Chainsaw... already cut 5 blocks and it's only 12:00.

No mail, no snow, no food either!

Saw container ship stuck in ice on horizon - might investigate later?

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