Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 February 2008

Snowed again!

Carved 10 blocks of ice for igloo with Swiss Army knife.

Got Airmail letter off David Attenborough today accusing me of killing Polar Bears in COLD BLOOD -A bit rich coming from him bedcause he's just completed a series called 'LIFE IN COLD BLOOD'. Kept paper though - it will come in handy.

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