Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 January 2008

I was in Alaska filming for a new show, on Polar Survival. I found a Polar Bear, and some Penguins, and cooked them over a fire of Phoenix feather and wood, on the top of inflamable Ice.

David Attenborough will be knocked out when he sees thi footage, I can tell you that for nothing.


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