Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 31 January 2008

Polar Bear 'melts in mouth' - must be due to global warming! The Penguins keep me from being peckish though. I must have a look at what else I can eat!

I need to build an igloo soon because I shall need to take a dump soon.

That SAS bloke who calls himself Bear Grylls thought I was talking about him and sent me a threatening letter.I've kept hold of it because I've no toilet paper and it will come in handy.

Starting to snow a bit. See ya soon