Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 31 January 2008
Polar Bear 'melts in mouth' - must be due to global warming! The Penguins keep me from being peckish though. I must have a look at what else I can eat!
I need to build an igloo soon because I shall need to take a dump soon.
That SAS bloke who calls himself Bear Grylls thought I was talking about him and sent me a threatening letter.I've kept hold of it because I've no toilet paper and it will come in handy.
Starting to snow a bit. See ya soon
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