Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 February 2008

Great day,

I have just eaten Bear Grylls for Lunch. That will teach the jammy bloke whose real name is Edward. I will be eating James Blunt's new album later, before it is heard by the rest of the world. I have just finished eating the tapes of Sting's new Bodhran duet album of William McGonnigal's love and torture poems set to a monotonous rhythm............