Prince William - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Dear Diary,
Golly gosh both Kate and I were so excited this morning after the postman had been, we are to get special Olympuic roles along with that wayward bastard brother of mine, the ginger minger.
To be honest, neither Kate or I have had a decent role since the Wedding feast, the palace food is diabolical to say the least and all Phil ever eats are cold greasy kebabs from Ali Bongo's van.
Kate has already put our order in, I'm going for ham and tomato and ever the figure concious one, the little minx has requested Cucumber. As for the ginger minger, trust him to be common, he wants cheese and pickle like the working classes eat...pathetic little scroat!