Prince William - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 August 2011

Diary, One is in such a muddle. All this pressure to produce an heir and one is having.. well... problems.

Katie is being frightfully understanding but one cannot bear to see the look on her face anymore, she does want three little princelets.

Gran has said it is not that important she had dad a year into her marriage and nothing is cast in stone, but one cannot have his future subjects thinking one is impotent, good thing everybody's so obsessed with Katie being so thin- one does think she looks very fetching though.

Anyway dear diary Katie and one are off on date night tonight, must go and see what matching ensemble she's put together for us for tonight, one does hope it involves regal purple again, one is a fan.

Tally-ho my dear diary
Wills