Prince William - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
Bit concerned that the wife aka HRH Kate Middleton aka the Duchess of Cambridge is getting all the publicity while I'm stuck here in the Falklands serving the country.
In the last fortnight she's been to the Bethnal Green Museum of Childhood - The Olympic Park where she partook in a bit of hockey. Ahh - I remember her in her hockey outfit - happy days.
Then she did a joint public appearance with Pater, showing him how to make cakes. She'll be appearing on Masterchef before we know it!