Prince William - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 25 March 2012
Blimey, time flies when your having fun!
Six weeks in the Falklands, hanging with the lads, watching films and Tulisa's sex tape, boozing with the lads every night, shooting johnny foreigners (not really - but grand pa pa would be proud).
Now its back home to the ball and chain, and hear about all of 'er indoors public appearances! Where are my ear plugs?