Prince William - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Dear Diary,
One has a nagging feeling Kate is having it orf with one's sibling Harry, he's a dirty little bounder at the best of times...get's it from his father no doubt, that Hewitt scoundrel. Must peruse Ebay next week and sort out a suitable chastity belt for Kate, that will fix the little ginger minger!