Prince William - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Dear Diary -
I sure did enjoy my visit to America. Wow, I had never seen so many sexy looking young women. I swear if I was not a married man I would have stayed there another week.
I was surprised to hear that they refer to British football as soccer. One chap who I met in Los Angeles said that soccer is really not a sport so much as it is a type of aerobics exercise.
I had one of my security guards arrest him and he should be out on bond by now.
I do say that I for some odd reason missed our London fog. I know it sounds strange.
I loved meeting J.Lo who appears on American Idol. And wowsers! The gal does have one large as hell ass!
Well, I have to go and get Kate to fetch me my tea.
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