Prince William - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Dear Diary -

I sure did enjoy my visit to America. Wow, I had never seen so many sexy looking young women. I swear if I was not a married man I would have stayed there another week.

I was surprised to hear that they refer to British football as soccer. One chap who I met in Los Angeles said that soccer is really not a sport so much as it is a type of aerobics exercise.

I had one of my security guards arrest him and he should be out on bond by now.

I do say that I for some odd reason missed our London fog. I know it sounds strange.

I loved meeting J.Lo who appears on American Idol. And wowsers! The gal does have one large as hell ass!

Well, I have to go and get Kate to fetch me my tea.

Prince William

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more