Prince William - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Dear Diary -

Well the big day is fast approaching. I think that I may have hurt Kate's feelings this morning.

She had just stepped out of the shower and she asked me if I thought she was fat.

I tried to be cute and I asked her compared to who.

Well, apparently that was not a good answer because she ran out of the bathroom and into our bedroom and proceeded to cry for eight minutes.

She finally stopped when I wrote her a check for £400 [$643 U.S.]

I really have to watch what I say as it could get expensive.

Prince William

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