Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Was shopping in Walmart today when I ran into Corey Clark, the jerk from American Idol Season Two who claimed we had a sexual relationship and I coached him to succeed on the show.

Didn't want to make a scene in public, but after I left the store with my groceries, I made a call to security saying that a man was in their store who has history of passing dud cheques.

Then he phoned ABC News and claimed I got him arrested, and I denied it, again. It's like deja vu.