Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary
Monday, 2 May 2011
Dear Diary -
What the heck is all of this talk about this guy named Osama Bin Laden.
I mean who the hell is he? Don't tell me that he's another hip hop rip rap singer, because we already have way too many of them.
Oh and I am thrilled to announce that my ex-boyfriend Simon "All Fingers" Cowell has hired me to sit along side him and Cheryl Cole as the new judges on his new TV reality show X-Factor.
I am so looking forward to it...Touchdown!
Paula A. (Ex-Laker Girl).
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