Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 24 August 2013
Dear Diary - Well I am surprised once again that once again I did not get picked as a judge on Simon Cowell's X-Factor.
He picked Paulina Rubio and Kelly Rowland. I do not know why simple Simon leads me on the way he does. It is no secret that we were once an item, some years back, and now he goes and gets some New York City married socialite pregnant.
My goodness Simon - what are you 16!
I guess he never learned about weiner raincoats as they refer to condoms in parts of England.
Oh well. Maybe Ryan Seacrest will put in a good word for me at American Idol.
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