Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 August 2013

Dear Diary - Dammit! I asked Ryan Seacrest if I could have the third judges chair that American Idol is still trying to fill and he said that he would talk to the powers that be and get back with me.

Well it has now been five weeks and I am still waiting. I know that I was a damn good judge and I also know for a fact that Simon Cowell liked me a lot.

Of course I know that he is no longer with American Idol since he has moved over to X-Factor but the old English viceroy of venom still has some pull with the big boys.

I did appear last week with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their daytime talk show The Viagra View and I loved it; especially the enchilada dinner that was catered after the show.

Paula Abdul