Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 January 2012

Dear Diary -

It seems like everywhere I go lately everyone wants to know if Simon Cowell is going to be getting rid of Nicole Scherzinger on our show X-Factor.

I have not spoken to Simon about it, but I do know that Cheryl Cole did text me and asked if I would mind letting her sit next to Simon next year when she takes Nicole's place.

I have not texted her back but I am perfectly happy sitting next to simple Simon and I do not plan on moving down and sitting next to L.A. Reid.

Reid has a tendency of yelling out too many hip hop and rap music clich├ęs which I do not understand.

Paula Abdul

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