Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like once again I am out of a damn job. Two years ago I was fired from my job as judge on American Idol.

And now, I have just been told that I have lost my job as judge on Live To Dance because the show has been cancelled.

Dammit! What is it about me? Why do I have such bad luck? I am not a bad person...I used to be a Los Angeles Lakers Girl for goodness sake.

It looks like I will get up tomorrow morning and drive on down to the employment office in Burbank and once again apply for unemployment benefits.

I guess that I could call up my old semi-boyfriend Simon Cowell and kiss his damn British ass and beg him to give me a job as a judge on his new show X-Factor.

But I don't know. I guess for now, I'll just rely on my unemployment check and food stamps.

Paula


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