Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 19 October 2008
The idiot Omed has confused the bombs once again and has only half-killed himself and left himself as a burden for others to attend to. I have told him time and time again, it is ordinary bombs you strap onto yourself, but he has to do the spectacular and strap on a ground-to-air missle. How he loves to show off. He merely ran into a crowded market and launched himself into the air, becoming unstrapped several feet into the air while getting badly burned on his lower half (and the odor is horrible).
When it was over and he was finally found, they carried him to my cave. I gave him a pistol to finish himself off and he missed and killed Omar Jr. his own brother.
Meanwhile the launched rocket has landed among our camels and there is little left of them.
Plus the whole cave smells of fried goat bologna.
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