Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Dear Diary:

Word on the cavefronts is that our men still being housed at Gitmo are not being waterboarded at this time due to public outcry. However, Abdul is now a laxative tester, Masud is testing the crap load capacity of adult diapers and poor Shaukat is being forced to become a CPA.

Those inhuman satanists!

Binny