Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Dear Diary:

OK! OK! I will admit it here for it troubles me that I placed "Stephen King's" name on my book, "The Whining". It never sold over 100 copies and was scrapped immediately after King complained. Anyone who has had three or four nagging wives has never known the horror! Oh, the horror! Should have put Woody Allen's name on it.

Binny