Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Dear Diary:

An amazing thing has happened. This morning after prayers and all that yelling was over, I was talking privately with Walid when suddenly a U.S. drone took his head off. He turned and fired immediately out of reflex. But since he no longer had a head, he couldn't see and gunned down seven or eight of our men until I kicked his feet out from under him.

6:00 PM: Still no sign of Walid's head.

Binny


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