Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Monday, 20 October 2008
I don't know exactly who they are but think they are Buddhists. They wear robes and my men searched them and they bear no arms so they allow them to visit my cave. Then they do all these chants. Actually, quite pleasant, at least at first. However, after ten hours they begin to remind me of locusts. Just as I've determined to have them removed, one comes over and declares that I am the next incarnation of the Dolly Parton. I then have them removed because they are nuts. Surely anyone who has heard me singing "Two Doors Down" could have told them how wrong they were.
But not at all a boring day.
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