Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 July 2010

Dear Allah, give me the wisdom to take a poop.

I know you created poop and I need to take a poop right now, I know I must not aim my toilet at Mecca when I take a poop, give me the wisdom to poop, I know my poop stinks so badly, I need my poop to continue it's level of stinkiness.

Dear Allah give me the wisdom to poop everytime I eat, give me the wisdom to immediately poop out whatever I ate, give me the wisdom to poop after I pray loudly to you off the top of my lungs.

Sincerely
Osama Bin Laden
The Stinky Terrorist


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