Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 9 January 2010

Hello? Hello? Is anyone out there?

The light went out in my cave and I need someone to help me find the ladder and the light bulbs.

Is anyone out there that can help me?

Shit, all my people probably all went to the after Christmas sales at the new Iraq and Iran Walmarts.

They'll probably forget to bring my toilet paper. They always do.