Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 18 September 2010
18th Sept 2010
Up early this morning.Beat Ibn-Muhammed to the paper.Letters page didn't have my "Kids Say The Funniest Things" in,might try "Bella" instead.
Wanted to get my latest diatribe down on tape but Aziz used my last blank VHS for his Afghanistan's Got Talent.I did say it's not my brother in that street dance group but he still won't believe me.
Had a wash.Looked in the mirror.Toying with a Goatee....