Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

I admit my 1st name Osama means stinky, and my last name Bin Laden means I poop.

I already know people have made fun of my name by calling me Osama Bin Poopin and well I have been poopin everytime I pray to my toilet god Allah off the top of my lungs.

Allah gave me the wisdom to stink up this planet, and I know I stink even after I wash myself with 5 bars of soap, because I am a stinky man who is too chicken to blow myself up while I order suicide bombers to do the deed for me.

I cannot believe Achmed The Dead Terrorist is able to move around in the form of a tiny skeleton after his suicide bombing got him killed.


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